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<?php

/************************************************************************/
/* United-Nuke: Block BW_Vtip                                            */
/* =============================                                        */
/*                                                                      */
/* Copyright (c) 2005+ by Blassen                                        */
/* http://blassenweb.net                                                */
/*                                                                      */
/* This program is free software. You can redistribute it and/or modify */
/* it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by */
/* the Free Software Foundation.                                        */
/*                                                                          */
/************************************************************************/

if (stristr($_SERVER['SCRIPT_NAME'], basename(__FILE__)) OR !defined('UN_KERNELFILES_LOADED')) {
    Header("Location: ../index.php");
    die();
}

$content = "";

/****
    * vtipy je textový soubor bez koncovky aby nebylo tak snadný ho vylistovat nebo jiná blbost,
    * každý řádek se rovná jednomu vtipu/citátu
    * to je asi všechno, když to půjde tak tim líp.
****/

    function vtip() {
    $soubor = "blocks/blassen/vtipy"; 
    $data = file($soubor); 
    $pocetvtipu = count($data)-1; 
    SRand((double)MicroTime()*1e6); 
    $nahodnecislo = Rand(0,$pocetvtipu); 
    $vygenerovano = $data[$nahodnecislo]; 
    $vygenerovano = chop($vygenerovano); 
    return $vygenerovano; 
    }

        $content .= vtip();

/******************************/
// prosím nemazte tyto řádky
$content  .=  "<!--\n\n\n\n\n
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                      \ _ _ //            
                       ( o o )             
    +===============oOOo-(_)-oOOo===========+    
               http://blassenweb.net            
    +=======================Oooo============+    
                      oooO  (  )            
                      (  )  ) /             
                       \ ( (_/            
                        \_)                 
\n\n\n\n\n-->";

?>